I am happy to report there is plenty of spinach and lettuce in Northern Virginia.
In much worse news, the Diocese of San Diego has refused a Catholic burial for the owner of a gay nightclub. You can write to the Diocese and tell them the Bishop's a dick in the ass for me.
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